When it comes to letting go and moving on, one person who is clearly not with the programme is Diamond Platnumz ex and the beneficiary of her Ivan Ssemwanga’s death, Zari Hassan. The lady who is constantly in the news because of what she has to say about dead beat dads, women dating or impregnated by dead beat dads and whose name is also synonymous with black roses in East Arica “did the unthinkable” and compared her ex, Diamond Platnumz to Nairobi Governor, Mike Sonko.


When we talk about comparing oranges and apples, this lass takes the cake because she decided to get back into the limelight by mentioning Diamond (for the upteenth time) saying that Mike Sonko is a real man.

I WANT TO REVEAL MY LOVE FOR THE HANDSOME NAIROBI GOVERNOR MIKE SONKO. HE IS THE MAN I HAVE SECRETLY ADMIRED FOR A LONG TIME. I LOVE THIS HANDSOME GOVERNOR BECAUSE HE IS A MAN OF IMPECCABLE CHARACTER AND PASSIONATE CONVICTIONS. HE IS NOT AS BOYISH AS THE OTHER KID WHO HAS BEEN CHASING ME AROUND.

IF YOU SEE MIKE, PLEASE PASS A WORD TO HIM AND TELL HIM SOMEONE CARES ABOUT HIM. I LOVE THIS MAN BECAUSE DESPITE BEING POWERFUL, HE SHARES TRAITS WITH MY LATE BELOVED HUSBAND IVAN WHO LOVED TO HELP THE POOR.

All this was said while she was at a radio interview with South Africa’s Jacaranda FM.

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And aye, I realize this is Gonzo journalism. Fam, you came here for my opinion.

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