Akothee

Different strokes for different folks and we at Kiss Fm do not judge. Akothee is clearly an open book and she’s proud to live her life as such. She has decided to tell us alittle bit of what her mzungu is into and it makes one wonder what the hell happened to her manager/ lover Nelly Oaks…

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She penned her playbook for the men in her life and she went as far as to compare the difference in treatment her mzungu and her African man get (so perhaps Nelly Oaks is in the picture, just from a polyamourous position…

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THE RICH ONE (LOVER) TAKES ME FOR SHOPPING IN FANCY PLACES. ONE DAY AFTER RETURNING HOME FROM SHOPPING, HE STARTED NAGGING ME AND I WAS SO MAD AT HIM. I DON’T NEGOTIATE WITH WHITE MEN, I BEAT THEM UP. WHEN I’M PUSHED I DON’T TALK, I JUST BEAT THEM.

Akothee and Nelly Oaks/ Instagram

SO FOR THIS ONE, BEATING WAS PART OF ROMANCE. ON THAT DAY, I STARTED BEATING HIM UP IN THE PRESENCE OF MY FRIEND AND HE WAS LOVING IT. FRIENDS WHO WERE THERE THOUGHT IT WAS THAT SERIOUS BUT THAT’S HOW WE LIVE. I BEAT UP WHITE MAN BUT I CAN’T DARE AN AFRICAN MAN THEY WILL BREAK MY ELBOW ! BUT FOR WHITE MEN I AM A HUSBAND BEATER DON’T COPY MY ROMANCE! YOU WILL END UP IN JAIL, PLEASE. JUST DO YOUR ROMANCE DIFFERENTLY AND THAT’S WHY I DON’T DATE AFRICANS I AM NOT EASY! THEY WILL KILL ME I SWEAR, WHAT AM I SAYING I DON’T EVEN DATE ANYONE.

Akothee

Kwani mimba ni ya Jalang’oo? Akothee confesses love for Jalas

YOU MIGHT BE WONDERING WHY I BUSTED OUT NOW! SIMPLY BECAUSE WE HAVE BROKEN UP 2 TIMES AND SOLVED OUR ISSUES AMICABLY ALTHOUGH SHE TRIED TO TAINT MY NAME TO HER CIRCLES I DIDN’T CARE. SHE IS A GREAT WOMAN WORKING HARD I LOVE AND RESPECT HER SINCE DAY ONE, BUT THIS TIME ROUND OUR INDIFFERENCE WENT SOUTH IN JUNE! AND I PUT FULLSTOP TO OUR RELATIONSHIP AND PROMISED NEVER TO GO BACK . BUT I KEPT AND DROPPED IT ON! EVEN NEVER SHARED WITH MY CLOSE FRIENDS BECAUSE IT INVOLVED MONEY AND THAT’S BUSINESS TRIED TO FORGET ABOUT HER, THEN BOOM PEOPLE STARTED CONTACTING ME WITH HER SCREENSHOTS OF HER TALKING ILL ABOUT ME AND RECRUITING NEW ENEMIES, PEOPLE SHE MET THROUGH ME.  HOW WOULD YOU FEEL AND WHAT WILL YOU DO? SHE SAID SHE KNOWS SO MUCH ABOUT ME I CAN’T DARE HER? NOW I WANT HER TO EXPOSE ME ASAP SO SHE DOESN’T HAVE TO CARRY THE BURDEN. I STILL LOVE AND RESPECT HER BUT FROM A DISTANCE NOW. WHAT’S WRONG WITH THE WORLD OF WOMEN, THESE WOMEN WILL MAKE ME LOOK LIKE A WOMAN’S FIGHTER

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