Anyway, when Rally Jones was still a nobody in Tanzania, dating nobody lasses and doing alot of nothing, he had a life -bare minimum but it was a life. I guess this guy should indeed be made the president of the Sugar Mummies Support group because he landed himself a big fish's mother and ever since then life has been sweet like honey.
Actually, Rally Jones could look into mentoring up and coming sugar babes and Ben 10s. Picture this, WCB Records invests in and opens a Ben 10 school in Dar es Salaam and they employ Rally Jones to be the headmaster and teacher. That could be their lucrative new front.
Anyway, enough imagining. This was rally Jones before the fame and money: