Kamene and Jalas on KissFm
Kamene and Jalas on KissFm
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Kamene Goro is back on The Morning Kiss with Jalas and today the ladies are on the hot seat.

According to Jalang'o, these streets no longer have ladies, they are now behaving more like men. He is concerned that the elegance and class that comes with the name 'lady' are dead and gone.

"A lady should come with class, elegance, combed hair the name lady has its standard. But you guys here in Nairobi have stopped becoming ladies. Mnalewa kama wanauma. Sleeping in ditches, smoking weed like no other. Even as you guys make money maintain lady genes."

Kamene and Jalas on KissFM
Kamene and Jalas on KissFM
Image: Kiss100

Before manz settled down, he went through the most. Speaking from experience he said,

"How do I call a lady for a dinner date she comes in jeans like me, ngomas and a bag pack? Please just be elegant and classy. You want to gotea my boys and hang out with them when I am not there? How now?

These ladies who come to parties and then ask can I go with this wine or this whiskey how and we are remaining to drink? Now her bag is full of bottles making noise. Wasichana hapana!"

Kamene refused to be grouped with these 'ladies' Jalas is describing.

"My mum has raised us from the days of you have to be your own woman. So when we grew up, she told us there is no takeaway, eat from the restaurant and go home. Do not finish the food on your plate, that is being a lady even if you're hungry."

Kamene and Jalas on KissFM
Kamene and Jalas on KissFM
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Jalang'o went ahead and shared the most ghetto thing that annoys him when it comes to these so-called ladies.

What hurts me most is a chic has eaten and then left like two wings and then she says nifungie hii. It annoys me so much I usually ask if she wants another meal packed so that she can let go of those two wings. Aibu

 

"The one that drives me off the wall, is when someone comes to serve and then when you want another you are busy shouting oya!" Kamene added her peeve.

Just when we thought Jalango's was done with examples, he drops the last two with a disclaimer that he wants to date a lady and not a man just like him.

Kamene and Jalas on KissFM
Kamene and Jalas on KissFM
Image: Kiss100

"Also, we can’t match ladies. When I take this number of shots do not compete with me. One has to be the man in this relationship.

Yani women get into a matatu and see it is full, you want to dandia hapo kwa mlango kama mwanaume. Please just be a lady."

This topic had male callers reveal the manliest thing their girlfriends have done. One who sealed this topic said his girlfriend is the one who fastens the bed with pliers when it is loose.

Has this independence game in ladies gone too far?