Kamene
Kamene

‘So ladies how do you mark your territory in a man’s house? That was the question Jalas asked women and he wasn’t ready for Kamene’s response.

Menje says the man’s hid her earrings in his boxers’ drawer and that was it for them, since she could not understand whom he was hiding them from.

So I remember I went for a sleepover carried my cute bag with everything I needed for next day.

The next morning I intentionally left my big golden loops pale kwa table at the front of the room. Came back three or four days later.

As we were arranging his room he was like by the way you forgot something here.’ Akaenda kwa drawer kwa boxers akasema ‘here are your earrings.’ I was like you hid under the underwear?” Narrated Kamene.

Jalas had a brilliant but expensive idea of how women should mark their territory in a man’s house.

Mchukulie TV, Fridge with things that can’t be moved, girlfriend akikuja anaona aibu kutoa kitu kwa fridge ya wenyewe. Can you imagine netflixing kwa tv ya another girlfriend?” He asked.

Adding,

Kijana pia wewe ukinunuliwa kitu kubwa heshimu watu.

Let us all be honest, you are single and living alone, a woman comes to your house, she should know that you are not the only woman who comes over. Ukitaka kujua, inua mattress or go to the bathroom and look at the toothbrush section.”

But Kamene was not buying any of that;

I would rather know my heart break than get lied to, so usifiche!