Netizens hilariously explain why maths teachers never fell sick

I was going about my biashara on Twitter and I came across an interesting tweet from one, TL Weirdo.

His tweet read,

Why are maths teachers never sick and English teachers always pregnant.

Well before I even clicked on the replies, I was already on the floor because to be honest, all my math teachers never fell ill.

What I could not relate is the situation about my English teachers but based on the hilarious replies I could tell guys were really 'attentive' in class.

Check out some of the hilarious replies,

Pandora: Mathematics teachers always calculate their next fever so they take meds before the sickness can show.

Sha: Math teachers made a deal with the devil to never be sick but they'll have to teach Math, which is the devil's subject. English teachers interpret poems by beating around the bush, and their husbands like to do the same thing.

Dimmy: his was slightly true, my English teacher for sophomore year had uh some interesting stories about her from when she was pregnant a few years ago and my math teacher from freshman year only had a sub for meetings and a funeral

Fateful: Because math teachers are mostly the older generation of "Im fine I dont need help" and will legit crawl to class while dying.

Rackealla: Try calculating when sick, you'll definitely get better fast. And what other sweet words can you use to capture a girl's heart...that's why English teachers Always get pregnant

Bookmagnet: The history teachers look like they served in all the wars and suffer with PTSD