One of Kenya’s funniest Instagramers, Karis Memes, has started a very funny conversation.
He asked, “Name a petty reason you won’t date somebody…”
One Instagramer, Choxx_tha_don gave some 12 conditions that will crack your ribs.
- When she texts sh!t like ‘Xaxa xema xwirrie…’ just go kill yourself sis.
- When she’s soo fine but says she doesn’t give blowj*bs and doesn’t like orals at all including her pussy ate.
- When she says “I don’t do fries”. Fries is for everybody gtfoh.
- When she’s perfectly fluent in person but on text ana shrub everything…that’s so inconsistent.
- When she’s soo fine but shrubs in person.
- When you take her for coffee or tea and she makes that tea sipping sound ‘shrrruu’
- When you take her for coffee and she takes you for granted.
- If she thinks doggy style is nasty and is for hoe only.
- If she thinks movies and series are boring…it’s a deal breaker
- If she’s into Naija or Afro movies.
- If she finds hip hop offensive and boring.
- If she thinks watching cartoons and animations is childish or boring…I’m gone.
peacheseggplants: Ka hawezi incorporate ugali ya Jana na ya Leo, who do you think I am Bill Gates?!
_nutri_yogi: Doesn’t put on a vest or puts on sock shoe sock shoe instead of both socks then shoes😂
iamkeheart: Bad breathe just stay a kilometer away from befriending me 😂😂😂 same applies to Smelly feet 👣.
_c.h.o.m.b.a: If she can’t respect the left and right of the earphones!!I just kenot!
the_fancy_wendy: Having grammatical errors when texting. Why did you learn English if you aren’t gonna use it correctly?
angawitsss: If he puts his elbow on my shoulder all the time.. Wtf… Im not an armchair🙄🙄
zenah_ombogo: Kutoboa package ya sukari ama chumvi upside down. It pisses me off.
iam_eveline_: Mtu anakula ugali na kijiko eeey
_mbugua_g: If she makes that pssst psssst sound after kukula nyama
alisha_sneaker: If he mixes up his food na nimeweka kando kando🙄alafu ascoop avocado yote aimix
leah_shee: If he moves his furniture to another angle without consulting me bye boy!
rayan_rop: ujinga ya ku squeeze colgate katikati sipendi, suppose aanze na chini.
venessalivy: Also, when his ass is bigger than mine🤷🏾♀️ exchoose me only one person is entitled to a bright future behind and I already more.
nancymikia: Mispronouncing my name
miss_handan: If he has long nails I kenttt
tatietatiana: 😂😂If he says “mazuri” “niambie” “hi dia” “hae” “sema mrembo”.