I get it, the cold season is upon us. Cue the cuddle season/ cuffing season. And that fact is even more of a reality for Ringtone. The gospel artiste has once more begun opining for someone to love.

Perhaps there is some sort of Stockholm Syndrome but I am a simple autodidact who is really not interested in getting into it other than to serve my insatiable need to humble brag.

Now back to our regularly scheduled programming: Ringtone's shenanigans.

For the better part of a year, Ringtone has been whining about not being able to find a woman who will love "him for him" and is willing to be his queen (the patent for this schpill is pending).

Anyway, he popped up doing a routine activity, shopping for his house, and he took that as an opportunity to call out to his fans and followers and ask them to help him find love... I kid you not:

🙏🙏Shopping today alone lonely in mall as am wait for wife from God if the BELIEVE i will get God FEARING wife soonest just encourage ME✌✌✌

https://www.instagram.com/p/ByDvMqZHueJ/

I can't believe I am saying this but I miss the good old days when Ringtone was busy attacking Willy Paul.