Mike Sonko Versace
Mike Sonko wearing his hold Versace lapel pin

Do you or a loved one involved with a politician? Are you or your friends “socialites”? Then Mike Sonko has just unveiled a new service tailor-made for you to help ensure they do not dump you. He has unveiled a much-needed telephone hotline for you to call and report your dead beat politician lover.

This ofcourse is a move that has been inspired by his recent shenanigans at the late Kibra MP, Ken Okoth’s requiem mass.
At the funeral, Sonko stood up and as he gave his speech, he introduced Kenya to Ken Okoth’s lover and their love child.


He was attacked by Suba North MP Millie Odhiambo who accused him of seeking for cheap publicity at the funeral of a colleague of theirs. Sonko fired back at Millie by bringing up the fact that she is without child:

And in keeping true to his promise to stand and support single mothers to get their just dues from their politician baes, when he said,

“If by speaking the truth is what people are calling Bonga points then so be it. We must speak for the majority of the voiceless women including orphans, widows, divorcees, single mothers and the so-called slay queens,”

Sonko said women can call 0722886600/0739555555 if they need any help in case politicians have abandoned them.