Chito Ndhlovu

Boy meets girl, boy likes girl. Boy chases after girl and then lo and behold, wamblambez is a father! Problem is, wamblambez wants to turn into Rudisha and pull a fast one leaving wamnyonyez leaving her to chase after him.

Kids, that’s why you should use protection kids. Or better yet, why not abstain from sex altogether?


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Well, Chito has come up with a really good solution for men who are thinking of pursuing a lass for sex:

“Wamlambez brethren, the same energy you are using to chase after that babe for sex. If or when she gets pregnant, keep that same exact energy with your baby. Are we together? Lest we forget Kenyan men don’t cheat.