Stand-up comedian turned musician Jasper Murume has joined the list of celebrities to publicly share their rate cards online.
According to the content creator's posts, he charges Sh200,000 to MC and Sh120, 000 to perform at corporate events.
Jasper highlighted that his charges are high because "I believe I'm the best."
He went on to add that he won't be doing club appearances but he can perform and performances don't come in cheap.
"I am now charging 200k for club performances. No appearances, thank you." Wrote the former Churchill show comedian.
Sharing the post he added, "Yes... clubbing is a luxury. Hiyo bei itaongezeka soon. I have decided to ask for my worth going forward.
Kama hufiki bei usijali, kesho pia ni siku na wasanii ni wengi!"
For events such as weddings, Jasper has an interesting twist to it.
He'll offer MC services for free as long as you hire him for sound and videography.
Personally, I feel like that is an amazing offer because in one package you get sound, videos of the day, and an MC.
"I charge nothing to MC weddings, as long as I provide the PA and visual coverage for just 140 thousand!' Jasper revealed.
Jokingly adding, "kama sija MC kwa harusi yako bado hujaolewa."
For brand activations, Jasper will be charging Sh150, 000 but slightly negotiable depending on the number of days listed.
And 100 thousand to MC at corporate team building exercises because as he claims, "My middle name is fun."
The comedian finished off by pointing out, "For church events, just call me. I'm very likely to do it for free."
Before adding (in reference to all the performances) "if you're not happy with my job at your event I will accompany you home to perform for your wife and children.... alafu ulipe tena." Accompanied by a laughing emoji.