Media Personality Anita Nderu is out here narrating her motherhood experience and everything in her details is funny.
The former radio girl started by confessing how she has been daydreaming of being pregnant the whole of last week despite welcoming her bundle of joy a few weeks ago.
“Spent the last week daydreaming of when I was still pregnant. The 4th trimester feels like I lied with my chest at a job interview for a high-ranking position and now it is time to deliver on my oh-so-false CV and promise,” she opened her narration".
Adding that; “That same chest I lied with has been put to work in ways I am too shocked for my brain to compute into sentences that express how I truly feel without laughing and crying at the same time🤣.
The former Capital FM radio host also touched on her struggles when it come to breastfeeding her newborn baby.
“They are either swollen and leaking, being sucked down to lifeless bag pipes that fall till my toes, or are being pumped with different machines with high expectations (especially for the left boob that has picked up the pace since I called her out on my insta stories😄).
“I haven't even had the strength to shoot a vlog cause I need strength to laugh at my fun struggles and I am scared of shaking while laughing and wasting any milk cause I gave birth to a Fundi🤣 She can smell me wasting milk from a mile away and ensure I pay dearly for it during the next breastfeeding,”.
She went on; “ I think she has teeth that retract and show up during breastfeeding👀 I Kidd, she is good at latching, a little too good actually cause I can swear a little bit of my soul and sins are sucked out of me every feeding cause my conscience has been feeling lighter lately,”.
Ms Nderu continued with her funny tales- painting a clear picture of all her struggles as a new mum.
“In case I've ever pissed you off and you've been wondering why karma doesn't seem to have caught up with me, let me tell you now, we are square, we are even, I have overcompensated this week, I think you should forgive a few more people you are mad at, I have been worked for them too,”.
“Otherwise, I hope your week is going phenomenal, sending you loads of love and well wishes! Do me a favor, tap your tits for me in solidarity please! Thanks,”.