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The Kenyan dating scene is one that has left many people with many scars like the famous and aptly titled Jordin Sparks song, 'Battlefield'.
The amount of cheating, two-timing, and narcissism in Kenyan streets is at an all-time high.
It's so bad that musician Bensoul had to sing about it in his popular and ever-catchy 'Nairobi'.
So Kenyans spoke to our sister company Mpasho.co.ke about the worst relationship experiences.
And boy! were the comments brutal. The whinging and complaining made one wonder whether there were any functional and loving relationships happening in Kenya?
Check out some of those comments below:
alindabelle Eeeehhhhh! Yaaaaani mtoto wa mtu aliniambia ati mamake akikuja nijifiche. Nijifiche kwani mimi ni kunguni eeeeeiiii.
ms.onditi Inaonekana Kenya nzima ni Character Development 😂😂😂😂😂😂tuanzishe exchange program
pierragakii Im in a point where I don't want nobody💔🚮
biggg_kev_ Dating someone for over 6 months and breaking up before even meeting them… long distance relationship chronicles 😂
mwangiglorious Dated someone for a long time😂 after 3yrs of being together I started feeling like he is not giving me attention due to his job. When I told him how I felt expecting him to make sometime for us, he told me the only person who can give me attention 24/7 ni Yesu😢.. Weeehh since then I became born again😂😂😂😂
bicbrofile I once dated a muislamu 😂😂😂he was like kila siku ...nataka ubadilishe dini uitwe Fatuma 😂nkupeleke Kwa mama atupee baraka 😂then I decided we should vinosh 😢😭😭guys it was ☝️too small 😂😂
mumbemusyimi. I can't type without crying😢😢😢God 😂😂😂😂😂
eudiuswanjiru Weeuh once dated someone akanipea stress adi nikaslim after niliachana na yeye nilinona na one month 😂😂😂saa ii mi staki mtu. 😂😂😂
lizzy7beby After one year,unadecide ku treat mtu , hadi ulipa room den anakushoe he ain't ready for a relationship, later unasikia anakatia kuzo wako😂,mapenzi tunaachia mungu
mercy_ramsey_ Eti niekee vizuri nimwamge saitan ulabwe matako na shetani Kila asubuhi kirobo kiwete wewe😡
ndanuirene17 Kupenda kijana ya mtu hadi nikamshikia bol alafu nikaachwa😂😂nikaambiwa nitoe hio kitu lakini I didn't, saii am a proud mother and happy.
mitchmitchell3 Starting life with someone from zero and then boom 😂😂 anahama n kila kitu without my knowledge.
Rose Shiko Dating someone thinking am the main little did I know am the side chick 😂😂😂😂
Alvine Shitakhwa We were dating peacefully then one day in our normal conversation she said, 'Assume you're handsome and am faithful to you.' Am still assuming…
